Woah…Wait A Minute Mr Postman

I’m making a prediction. In the not too distant future there will be a litany of law suits against millions of unsuspecting homeowners brought about by none other than your humble postman/woman/transman/transwoman (that’s it, I think I’m covered). Sub- section 2.1 of my review (if you are a newbie, refer to first post, it will…

I Am One HOT Mother

My Rock (he has insisted that I refer to him, publicly, in this way) has taken to sleeping in the spare room. Not as a result of marital disharmony (Rock sleeps on the sofa under those circumstances- more gravitas) but because, he states, sharing a bed with me “is like sleeping next to a really…

Send In The Clowns

Those Ancient Egyptians are to blame. They loved a bit of slap. Straight outa I’m A Celebrity, Cleopatra used squished up carmine beetles to colour her lips, while other, less wealthy types, used, a rather arid mixture of clay mixed with water to colour their lips…. mmmm so kissable. Most notable, though, they loved a…

Ooooheeee Those Thighs Are On Point!

I have not the slightest inkling how many times in my life I have wished my thighs more honed, my arms more toned and, as for a flat stomach, that, to me, is simply a thing of legend. It’s simply not going to happen…unless I’m lying down… on my back. But it’s good to have…

Beautiful People

Pyjamas. Who, on gods green earth, thinks it appropriate to get up in the morning and then walk out the front door still in their pj’s? There I stood, minding my own beeswax in the school playground when it came to my attention that the lady in front of me was still in her jammies….

Hot Flushes

So, there I was, a hot, sweaty mess, tugging at my clothes as they clung to the results of 2 children and a deep enduring love of chocolate. If only the mirrors weren’t so….reflective, and the woman beside me wasn’t so ….lithe…and thin… how is someone so thin? Granted, she is not very happy but…

Nothing To See Here

If you were to put the phrase “mid life crisis” into the search bar you will find, fundamentally, a bleak and rather depressing future ahead: apathy (life? yawn), jealousy (I want one of those), rashness (yay! now I have one of those), insomnia (Christ, OMG, OMG, did I really buy one of those?). We have…

Thank You..Next!

Fail To Prepare… Prepare To Fail… That’s my mantra (along with other favourites such as “what did I come in here for?”, “well ok, I’ll have just one” and “where did the week go”). So I started my review with a bucket list board of wants and wishes, which I have committed to, at least,…