Pyjamas. Who, on gods green earth, thinks it appropriate to get up in the morning and then walk out the front door still in their pj’s? There I stood, minding my own beeswax in the school playground when it came to my attention that the lady in front of me was still in her jammies. Granted she had ditched the slippers, but the rest of the ensemble was most definitely nightwear. Turning up at school, or anywhere except a slumber party, for that matter, in ones pyjamas, states quite clearly that your aspirations for your day ahead have flatlined; that all you intend to do from that point is to either return to bed or kick back on the sofa with a Jeremy Kyle ((RIP) Boxset and a selection of poptarts. Now IF that is your plan for the day, that’s one thing, but why on god’s green earth would you publicise it? No aspirations and no pride – a lethal combo for sure.
Let’s just try and reverse the situation; there are not many people who would countenance the idea of coming in from work, slipping off their shoes and just climbing into bed in their day clothes with a cup of cocoa and a good book … unless, however, you have gone out that morning in your pyjamas.